Thursday, January 05, 2006
- A man walks into a bar
"Dude"
"Yes Bob?"
"Do you remember the guy that used to update this space."
"Well Bob..."
"You know, like, frequently. Kinda like this."
"I guess i do vaguely remember something like that, Bob."
"I loved how he could have two people ramble on about the same thing."
"Look Bob, can this wait? Ive got cattle to ranch, planets to discover and lingerie to iron, amongst many other things."
"I also loved how he had one guy continuously name the other guy so that readers wouldn't lose track of the conversation. You know, so that we know who's who?"
"Damnit Bob. Look what you made me do. Your endless distracting served only to make me spill my 96% alcohol Martini."
"Oh dude I'm really sorry"
"Nah, they'll understand Bob."
"Probably not dude."
"Dude"
"Yes Bob?"
"Do you remember the guy that used to update this space."
"Well Bob..."
"You know, like, frequently. Kinda like this."
"I guess i do vaguely remember something like that, Bob."
"I loved how he could have two people ramble on about the same thing."
"Look Bob, can this wait? Ive got cattle to ranch, planets to discover and lingerie to iron, amongst many other things."
"I also loved how he had one guy continuously name the other guy so that readers wouldn't lose track of the conversation. You know, so that we know who's who?"
"Damnit Bob. Look what you made me do. Your endless distracting served only to make me spill my 96% alcohol Martini."
"Oh dude I'm really sorry"
"Nah, they'll understand Bob."
"Probably not dude."