Monday, June 13, 2005
And now. A random cut-n-paste from the chat logs.
(to some, you may not understand initially. But i assure you, read on. It has its fair share of comic moments that dont require full understanding of the crap we spew like an 98 year old man with diahorrhea drinking laxative.)
JeremyR: SO
JeremyR: HOW DID TEH 4 MAN GO
Shawn: No four man.
Shawn :Three.
Shawn: That fuckhead with the cleric deck won cause I got mana screwed.
Shawn: And Joel...well, he was using a draft deck. What do you expect.
JeremyR: Elaborate
JeremyR: This i gotta hear
JeremyR: Oh wait
Xus™ = Þ...¼ ½ ¾ Finally Mugging... Dont disturb (Eugene) has been added to the conversation.
JeremyR: SHAWN LOST TO A CLERIC DECK
JeremyR: please continue.
Shawn: I got manascrewed, fuckhead(I'm not trying to be rude, I just don't know his name) was building up clerics. Joel was building up a hefty manabase but hardly any creatures.
JeremyR: ...
Shawn: I stabilised in late game with higure. But fuckhead got out some doubtless ones.
Shawn: with about a dozen clerics in play.
JeremyR: I miss the old days where the only clerics i had to worry about were rotlungs
Shawn: After the game they were talking about some cards.
Shawn: They made me remember the days long forgotten.
Shawn: When catapult master and gustcloak savior were good.
Shawn: They thought surpreme inquisitor was good...THEY THOUGHT A MISTFORM DECK WAS BROKEN. WHO THE FUCK ARE THIS TURDBRAINS AND WHO CRAPPED THEM OUT?
JeremyR: Calm down shawn.
JeremyR:They are what i call "noobs"
Shawn: I guess I'm overreacting.
Shawn: I was like that once.
JeremyR: Actually shawn, you still are, to a certain extent
JeremyR: Your addiction to push lich's tomb to the top is fine evidence
Shawn: It CAN be broken.
JeremyR: Yes Shawn. It can with a little tearing action.
Eugene: i agree. lol.
JeremyR: OMG Eugene is around. Well, not really. He's just saying "lol"
Eugene: I am.
Eugene: Shawn is fat n ugly
JeremyR: Ah. He is wide awake
Shawn: You aren't even speaking proper sentences. What's wrong with you.
Eugene: i was n will be mugging
Eugene: n wat was that abt shawn losing to noobs?
JeremyR: They were using a tribal Cleric deck. BOTH of them.
Eugene: lol. shawn... i tot u weere a season player man
JeremyR: Both of them. They used doubtless ones, ancestors prophet... zealous inquisitor... shitty stuff
Shawn: I did beat jerm's cog with my ninja deck.
Eugene: the cock deck is it?
Shawn: If that is what you call it...
JeremyR: COG
JeremyR: C-O-G
Shawn: Did jeremy tell you? I'm trying to buy a Black Lotus from someone.
Shawn: I'm prepared to pay 700/
Shawn: Holy Jesus fuck, I just remember there's drama on wed. I wanted to play deck with the fuckheads.
JeremyR: Heh. So you wanna skip?
Eugene: i'm playing lan on wed
Shawn: I mean Jerm, he's in drama too. We're the only JC1 boys currently.
Eugene: ??
Shawn: in drama. The rest are girls.
Eugene: lol. u must be damn happy man
Eugene: or do the gals shun u
Shawn: Not really, most of them are malay or indians, the rest are fat and ugly.
Shawn: Or both.
Eugene: lol
JeremyR: Fat and ugly malays that are also indian. Doesnt get worse than that.
Eugene:i can imagine a malay shawn version
Shawn: GAWD! IT Burns!!!!
Shawn: Who can resist my enigimatic charm and wit? Bow before me, peasant!
JeremyR: Actually, all we have to do is put shawn in a skirt
JeremyR: there's his female version
JeremyR: I think the boob size is already right.
Shawn: Shut up, shit rat.
Eugene: lol. u'll need a damn bloody large skirt man
Shawn: Your new name is Turd brain.
Shawn: Live with it.
JeremyR: It doesnt matter. She/he wouldnt move out of his/her room long enough for there to be a skirt requirement
JeremyR: OMG SHAWN IN A SKIRT. You will see the ground below him rot and erode
JeremyR: He's the ultimate lawn mower
Eugene: lol
JeremyR: Flip upside-down for instant horror
Eugene: plant him over a anthole n the ants would be experiencing independence day
Shawn: Shut up, I'll look sexy in a skirt! I'll look sexy in anything! I'm a sexy bitch! My E-penis is twice as long as yours!
Shawn:Eat shit and die!
Shawn: JIHAD!
JeremyR: I cant imagine an e-penis tha size juttng out of a denim skirt
Shawn: Dear god, that's an awful image.
JeremyR: Hey, the ant hole wasnt my idea. But i can imagine your ass slowly parking over an ant hole and them screaming "REPENT! REPENT!"
Shawn: One of my mother's colleague's wife died last saturday.
Shawn: Apparantly, she had a stroke while shitting, fell, and broke her neck.
Shawn: I just thought it was funny.
Eugene: ...
JeremyR: You should go to the funeral. Barrel of laughs.
Eugene: lol. the corpse would come back to life man
JeremyR: "Here lies XXXXXX, who had a heartattack in mid defecation"
JeremyR: Man i can picture it. "OMG WHAT'S THAT COMING OUT MY ASS" *faints*
Shawn: She broke her neck.
JeremyR: Oh. Poor, poor soul.
JeremyR: Wait... how do you break your neck while shitting
JeremyR: Please Shawn, enlighten us with your knowledge of toilet injuries.
Shawn: she had a stroke
Shawn: and fell
JeremyR: Ah, thats all clear now
Shawn: I have no fucking idea.
JeremyR: did they clean her ass up before putting her in the coffin?
Shawn: Maybe she was trying to reach nirvana in mid-shit and had a climax.
Shawn:fell and voila!
JeremyR: I wonder if she prayed before she died
Eugene: no one prays while shitting
Shawn: You could be wrong
Shawn: I think the pope does.
Jeremy: Shawn might. "O lord, grant me the strenght to..."
Shawn: no one prays while shitting. Oh fuck man! This line is comedy gold. Sounds like something clint Eastwood would say before he pops a cap in someone's ass.
Shawn: No pun intended.
Eugene: Is that how you pray in the toilet?
JeremyR: I dont see the big deal but...
JeremyR: SHAWN LOST TO NOOB CLERICS
Shawn: Shut up turdbrain!
JeremyR: I disregard your rebuttal because you're fat
JeremyR: OMG
JeremyR: LOOK WHO'S HERE
玉树临风的天才少年....永恒之恋....感情就像候车月台,有人走就有人来,我的心是一个车牌, 写着等待 (Kai) has been added to the conversation.
JeremyR: SHAWN LOST TO NOOB CLERICS
Kai: lolx
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