- Prerequisite: Killing Spree
To talk about oneself is way better than to judge others, isnt it?
Yea. If i gossip, i either wont mean it, or it'll be funny.
I'll probably write about how a girl said Shawn had, and i quote, a "fucked up face".
Just for kicks.
I'm devolving, so much so i used the non-existant word devolving.
Today i spun, out of thin air, 5 jokes which i used to annoy the people around me. I'm pretty sure i overdid it.
"What do you call a bomb that belongs to me?"
"uh..."
"MINE! HAHAHAHA!"
I saw a fist, then everything went black.
"What's the name of the boat that Gandalf, Legolas, Gimli, Aragorn, Merry, Pippin, Frodo and Sam rode on?"
"Fellow-ship!"
You're better off not knowing the rest.
Stop trying to kill yourself.
When i went home, i picked up the phone. And i did nothing.
That's right. A heard a monotone for a minute before a put the phone down, then wondered why i did that. Then i started fretting in the next hour or so that someone had tried to call during that time.
I fear me.
"What do you call an animal that has many styles?"
"A HARE!"
That is all.
(If you're reading this Jan, a met a friend of your today. Amelia, i believe that's how it's spelt. She's awefully tall, ye know.)
To talk about oneself is way better than to judge others, isnt it?
Yea. If i gossip, i either wont mean it, or it'll be funny.
I'll probably write about how a girl said Shawn had, and i quote, a "fucked up face".
Just for kicks.
I'm devolving, so much so i used the non-existant word devolving.
Today i spun, out of thin air, 5 jokes which i used to annoy the people around me. I'm pretty sure i overdid it.
"What do you call a bomb that belongs to me?"
"uh..."
"MINE! HAHAHAHA!"
I saw a fist, then everything went black.
"What's the name of the boat that Gandalf, Legolas, Gimli, Aragorn, Merry, Pippin, Frodo and Sam rode on?"
"Fellow-ship!"
You're better off not knowing the rest.
Stop trying to kill yourself.
When i went home, i picked up the phone. And i did nothing.
That's right. A heard a monotone for a minute before a put the phone down, then wondered why i did that. Then i started fretting in the next hour or so that someone had tried to call during that time.
I fear me.
"What do you call an animal that has many styles?"
"A HARE!"
That is all.
(If you're reading this Jan, a met a friend of your today. Amelia, i believe that's how it's spelt. She's awefully tall, ye know.)
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