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Hello. Today i'm gonna try a little exercise, just so it makes it more fun to read my blog out loud.
Ahem
Ach. As you can see from ze certificate ere, zis iz not only very bache, but zis iz very accurate. Some of you might not haff forgohten ze butterknife fiasco. Altzo , should any von off you need ze picture of ze face framed for eizer worship or to use as ze dartboard, pleaz do not hassitate to dropp me ze line!
Alzo, on ze Saturday, i vas velcomed into ze Catholic Church! Many claim i am von stepp closer to GOTT! Daddy needs a new pair of lederhosen! I VILL NOW FOLLOW ZE WAY ZAT REAL MEN PRAY TO GOTT!
And now, zis special offer goes out to Jan and her freunds: Need z Ego boosted, you've found ze place! Ze first von is free, but ze next few are not! So zat i can make ze money!
Hahaha! And remember all, Sie setzten Ihr weinerschitzel in mein Sauerkrauten!
Bleh. Forget it. I even had to exaggerate to haff... i mean, have something to write about. Never again.
Hello. Today i'm gonna try a little exercise, just so it makes it more fun to read my blog out loud.
Ahem
Ach. As you can see from ze certificate ere, zis iz not only very bache, but zis iz very accurate. Some of you might not haff forgohten ze butterknife fiasco. Altzo , should any von off you need ze picture of ze face framed for eizer worship or to use as ze dartboard, pleaz do not hassitate to dropp me ze line!
Alzo, on ze Saturday, i vas velcomed into ze Catholic Church! Many claim i am von stepp closer to GOTT! Daddy needs a new pair of lederhosen! I VILL NOW FOLLOW ZE WAY ZAT REAL MEN PRAY TO GOTT!
And now, zis special offer goes out to Jan and her freunds: Need z Ego boosted, you've found ze place! Ze first von is free, but ze next few are not! So zat i can make ze money!
Hahaha! And remember all, Sie setzten Ihr weinerschitzel in mein Sauerkrauten!
Bleh. Forget it. I even had to exaggerate to haff... i mean, have something to write about. Never again.
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