- Life does not suck, Shit does not happen
Looking back at this blog it seems like i've gone goth, complaining about life before singing cure songs to myself, then cutting my wrist and drowning myself with my blood. But this place strives to be the total opposite of "WHY YOU WHINEY LIL..."
You see, usually most people do not find things that i find funny, funny. What i do here is make every day seem like a joke. A sitcom.
Laugh. Does that sound so angsty to you?
I've just got a different sense of humour. This site is not sad at all. I will not pollute this place with constant "Sigh. Why is it this way"s
And i know this is a complain in itself
Well, serious tone aside, yesterday Kai tried to squeeze some marks out his paper like the rest of us. That meant he had to see Serene Seah. We all bid him a safe journey home.
So did Kai evetually get his marks? Well, one. That was all. Despite the fact he could have got many more.
In comprehesion there's a vocabulary section where you write the given words synonym. Kai, thesaurus by his side, said to Serene Seah
"ha! look! You marked my answer for 'Vogue' wrong!"
His answer to "Vogue" was craze. He brandished his thesaurus and pointed to a single word under "Craze" - Vogue
Serene Seah looked thoughtful, then confused for a moment.
"But vogue may not be craze!" She stuttered
You know those times in cartoons and movies where a sort of silence follows with crickets chirping in the background after a character says something stupid? like "Oh i dumped it in the drain" or "You wanted me to kill him?"
Yea. Now was one of those times.
What i really want to know is, does she actually think up this crap, or is it truly completely random?
Anyway, the new Half Life 2 trailer is out, and i'd like to comment that it's ABSOLUTELY SPECTACULAR. No. This is not sarcasm. The tester shot his car back up a cliff (it was hanging), and then in another scene he shot his car to flip it over, crushing the man behind it. When a guy gets hit by a rocket, he doesnt just die. He flies. Through the sky. Hands outstreched, spiralling. Like an acrobat.
Its amazing. Pure, total freedom. Thats what the game is. You can do anything you want anyway you want, AS long as you get the objective done.
I also saw Counter Stike Source (Not CS.CZ) in aztec. It uses Half life 2's engine. Again, stunning. One scene shows counter-terrorists, at the top of a bridge, spraying bullets down to the fleeing terrorists below. The bullets splash the water, and one poor terrorists, blinded by a curtain of splashes, fell to his death. his blood mixed with the water, and later you see red-tinted splashes.
Incredible.
I think i'm in love with this game.
Looking back at this blog it seems like i've gone goth, complaining about life before singing cure songs to myself, then cutting my wrist and drowning myself with my blood. But this place strives to be the total opposite of "WHY YOU WHINEY LIL..."
You see, usually most people do not find things that i find funny, funny. What i do here is make every day seem like a joke. A sitcom.
Laugh. Does that sound so angsty to you?
I've just got a different sense of humour. This site is not sad at all. I will not pollute this place with constant "Sigh. Why is it this way"s
And i know this is a complain in itself
Well, serious tone aside, yesterday Kai tried to squeeze some marks out his paper like the rest of us. That meant he had to see Serene Seah. We all bid him a safe journey home.
So did Kai evetually get his marks? Well, one. That was all. Despite the fact he could have got many more.
In comprehesion there's a vocabulary section where you write the given words synonym. Kai, thesaurus by his side, said to Serene Seah
"ha! look! You marked my answer for 'Vogue' wrong!"
His answer to "Vogue" was craze. He brandished his thesaurus and pointed to a single word under "Craze" - Vogue
Serene Seah looked thoughtful, then confused for a moment.
"But vogue may not be craze!" She stuttered
You know those times in cartoons and movies where a sort of silence follows with crickets chirping in the background after a character says something stupid? like "Oh i dumped it in the drain" or "You wanted me to kill him?"
Yea. Now was one of those times.
What i really want to know is, does she actually think up this crap, or is it truly completely random?
Anyway, the new Half Life 2 trailer is out, and i'd like to comment that it's ABSOLUTELY SPECTACULAR. No. This is not sarcasm. The tester shot his car back up a cliff (it was hanging), and then in another scene he shot his car to flip it over, crushing the man behind it. When a guy gets hit by a rocket, he doesnt just die. He flies. Through the sky. Hands outstreched, spiralling. Like an acrobat.
Its amazing. Pure, total freedom. Thats what the game is. You can do anything you want anyway you want, AS long as you get the objective done.
I also saw Counter Stike Source (Not CS.CZ) in aztec. It uses Half life 2's engine. Again, stunning. One scene shows counter-terrorists, at the top of a bridge, spraying bullets down to the fleeing terrorists below. The bullets splash the water, and one poor terrorists, blinded by a curtain of splashes, fell to his death. his blood mixed with the water, and later you see red-tinted splashes.
Incredible.
I think i'm in love with this game.
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