- Ineffective Ego Rubbing
Today i was handed an awkward assignment. Not one i was supposed to do, but it was all in the name of "friendship". As you may not know, Our class was trying to raise money for the school.
Naturally, a proposal letter was to be written to (guess what?)propose to an ice-cream distributor his sponsorship, so that we could sell his hard earned products at our own benefit.
Naturally, the job to write this letter on behalf of our teacher was Ricky. Ricky, Honkee blood pumping in his veins, came to me for help.
Naturally, i did the whole thing for him.
Though i dont think it turned out quite as he planned.
Naturally.
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To a most inspiring, benevolent, generous and understanding Mr. David Lim
Greeting, my name is Alice Long. Currently i am a teacher in the infamous Catholic High School. Recently (as you may know, being the well informed gentleman you are), the school has run into a number of economic knockbacks. As such, my class' pupils and I have decided to embark on an endouvour to raise money to help the school. We concluded selling ice cream was by far the most effective way to earn massive amounts of money, enough to send our school to prosperity. I'm sure you know this yourself, seeing the prestigious (and may i mention, hard to get) position you are in now. We will sell ice cream on our school sports day to schoolmates and passerbys.
As you may have guessed so far (knowing your remarkable intelligence), we seek your sponsorship for the ice creams we wish to sell. We have selected you, as we know you are by far the most understanding and helpful ice cream distributor. We hope you will support us in our mission to help our school. Please do not consider yourself unfortunate, but instead lucky, to have an opportunity to display the innate generosity in your most blessed soul to the public.
Thank you.
Ps: Not sarcasm, but instead exaggerated sincerity.
Pps: I know where you live.
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I dont really know, but threats add flavour. Everyone knows that. And if you disagree i'll kill you.
And now I've got an essay to work out. "Carpe Diem", it's supposed to be titled. For those who have no idea what that means, or doubt that i do (unsurprising), it means "live for the day/moment." It's Taking everyday as your last and thus fulfilling all you want to do.
Simply put: Sucking the marrow out of life.
Nike-ish.
Now what else could i write about that besides that it gives morbid translations of life.
Thanks to it I'm now a second... 2 seconds... 3 seconds to death.
Yup. Carpe Diem alright. Live for the moment.
Or die trying.
Today i was handed an awkward assignment. Not one i was supposed to do, but it was all in the name of "friendship". As you may not know, Our class was trying to raise money for the school.
Naturally, a proposal letter was to be written to (guess what?)propose to an ice-cream distributor his sponsorship, so that we could sell his hard earned products at our own benefit.
Naturally, the job to write this letter on behalf of our teacher was Ricky. Ricky, Honkee blood pumping in his veins, came to me for help.
Naturally, i did the whole thing for him.
Though i dont think it turned out quite as he planned.
Naturally.
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To a most inspiring, benevolent, generous and understanding Mr. David Lim
Greeting, my name is Alice Long. Currently i am a teacher in the infamous Catholic High School. Recently (as you may know, being the well informed gentleman you are), the school has run into a number of economic knockbacks. As such, my class' pupils and I have decided to embark on an endouvour to raise money to help the school. We concluded selling ice cream was by far the most effective way to earn massive amounts of money, enough to send our school to prosperity. I'm sure you know this yourself, seeing the prestigious (and may i mention, hard to get) position you are in now. We will sell ice cream on our school sports day to schoolmates and passerbys.
As you may have guessed so far (knowing your remarkable intelligence), we seek your sponsorship for the ice creams we wish to sell. We have selected you, as we know you are by far the most understanding and helpful ice cream distributor. We hope you will support us in our mission to help our school. Please do not consider yourself unfortunate, but instead lucky, to have an opportunity to display the innate generosity in your most blessed soul to the public.
Thank you.
Ps: Not sarcasm, but instead exaggerated sincerity.
Pps: I know where you live.
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I dont really know, but threats add flavour. Everyone knows that. And if you disagree i'll kill you.
And now I've got an essay to work out. "Carpe Diem", it's supposed to be titled. For those who have no idea what that means, or doubt that i do (unsurprising), it means "live for the day/moment." It's Taking everyday as your last and thus fulfilling all you want to do.
Simply put: Sucking the marrow out of life.
Nike-ish.
Now what else could i write about that besides that it gives morbid translations of life.
Thanks to it I'm now a second... 2 seconds... 3 seconds to death.
Yup. Carpe Diem alright. Live for the moment.
Or die trying.
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